Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep

ADVENTURE OF THE WILDZ BOYZ (must read)

hmm once upon time not so far away , in fact only two days ago, 6 brave souls tried to rule the earth ( weiping ahmad korwoong waiteng qiming me) . They braved through the countless mountains and valleys, crossing hundreds of rivers and forest. Some did not make it, but eventually two heroes who have no fear in their eyes reached Mount Doom in hope of destroying the ring. They are the "CHI-MING" alliance, and there came the story of the wildz boyz who went wildz for the wrong cause (wfwc)

New year :) yay happy chinese new year to all hope u all get loads of angbao. I went over to meet the other 5 brave souls and than we loitered around victoria theater area like juvenile delinquents. we seriously did not know where to go but i was freaking hungry so we got to marina square, ate my double whopper and than camwhored a little. Watched ghost rider the midnight show with only weiping and qiming because the other brave souls had to go home.

Yes ghost rider was pretty nice, the effects = COOOL but it was abit un realistic ! anyway yes the cinema was freaking cold, and i met my cousin there ! unbelievably he asked me to play para and i went along with his stupid idea. i danced like a pro okay, but he was PRO-er. so after movie we wanted to take the NightRider home. we mistook the NightOwl for NightRider because one is N1 and the other is Nr1. So fuck their sign board, i came up with the theory that they wanted to save money on the "R" so they didnt print it, qiming say they couldn be bothered. and we wanted to outsmart ourselves out lar, we tried to cross over the other side and wait for the nightrider going the opp direction which would be faster but it seems freaking deserted. after 15 minutes of waiting the bus didnt come so we went back to the old bustop to check and took the NightOwl1 .

amazingly the nightowl went pass amk and we though we were on the right track but shit, it didnt stop at bishan and it went all the way to yishun and than at khatib. wow we were screwed. and theres this hygene freak on the bus sitting in front of me, he cannot stand me coughing and kept looking back. i coughed more and we started talking about surgical mask to pisss that gay boy off. whatever, he wore tight shirt and tight pants with a girly handbag. EEEWWW ahqua.

so the wildboyx (qiming&me) wanted to get down but before we could do so, the bus driver went to piss at some petrol kiosk. i went over to the bus driver seat and camwhored la ! :) sexy and coool i know all of you are jealous. so we stopped at khatib and to our surprise (not really surprise) its already 4.45. got down and we were damn urgent so we settled our business at some bushy area. and yes im 18 years old okay, while waiting for the mrt to open right i went to the 7-11 and got drinks. the aunty asked me about my age and i said i was 18, whatever she say new year dont lie to me than i say "I NEVER" than obviously she trust me la because i am 18 what.

okay the mrt finally came i was dying to get home. my legs couldn even move. to think we could even joke our way home was quite retareded omg. anyway thanks qiming for your intelligence, thankyou everybody for making me sleep at 6am . i just wanna blame some ass la, yah lar qiming why didn u realise our mistake asss ! we went wild at the end of the day, but we went wildz for the wrong cause (sounds like a charity organisation) yes donate generously please call 1800-WILDZ-6268 for donations via mobile phone.